Oi you, you gitz ova dere! Yes, I is talkin’ to you! Wot? No, I ain’t interested in dat ded cow ’aunch, wot you found on da meadow ova dere … although … . No, I ’as noticed dat you can’t speak proper, not like real greenskinz. If an orc comez along who ain’t as nice as I is, ’e woodn’t recognize you an’ wood jes’ crush you! So you ‘as to learn ’ow to talk proper! An’ you can do dis now ova on dis page.

Get goin’ you gitz! I’ll keep an eye on yer dinner while you is at it. Don’t argue neither or I might decide to eat you instead! Get goin’!